Each one of these are real, either skilled by me personally or some of my feminine friends. Okay okay, some we comprised, not too numerous actually. Hey, no body stated it had been unlawful to own only a little imagination ?whether you know Norwegian society well, or whether you know me well ? you can try to guess which ones I made up though, a good test to know.
1. Do you wish to have young ones beside me? If you don’t, inform me. I am 35, no right time and energy to lose to you.
2. Just just How times that are many week do you realy train?
3. Would you like to be my “venn med fordell”? Me personally: Your exactly exactly what? Man: buddy with advantages, you know, intercourse.
4. Can you like friluftsliv?
5. Don’t stand therefore near to my automobile. It’s a Tesla you realize, extremely expensive.
6. Have you been drunk? After all drunk sufficient to not ever keep in mind that which we are planning to do?
7. Which nation can you result from? Oh We have a that national nation coloured currently on my world map of beginning of girls we had intercourse with. Me know, I am interested if you know any girl from Fiji, North Korea or Romania let!
8. Man: could you go far from Oslo? Girl: To where as an example? Man: into the village in Trondelag we spent my youth in and live 30 meters far from my parents. You realize, for the kids to develop up in nature and material. Girl: What’s your name once more? Guy: Nevermind.
9. It had been this type of evening that is koselig spent together don’t you imagine?
10. Towards the waiter: No we’re having to pay separate. If you ask me: You had a drink significantly more than me personally, don’t forget to pay for whatever you had tonight. Me personally, quietly: Screw likestilling.
11. I enjoy the whale burger here, you ought to have that.
12. Do you wish to snus?
13. Man: Which novel from Knausgard would you choose? Me: we don’t know, I haven’t look over any one of them. Guy: (surprised) You don’t look over Knausgard? But just what Do you really read then?
14. Exactly why are you therefore brief? Will there be a problem that is genetic your household?
15. Do you realy eat lutefisk?
16. Do you wish to be a citizen that is norwegian? Have you thought to? Norway may be the place that is greatest on earth you understand.
18. Oh you’re that French woman who writes about Norwegians. Just How readers that are many you will get each week. Wow numerous? Could you write about me?
19. What exactly is your 5-year plan?
20. Did you hurt your self once I banged the cup door in the face? Oh you expected us to contain the hinged home for your needs? Sweety, this will be Norway, women can be maybe not addressed like kiddies right right here, they truly are likely to hold and carry every thing by themselves. It’s called sex equality. (Again, screy you gender equality – often).
This is certainly mostly by what Norwegian guys state, when you yourself have any input on strange things Norwegian females state on times, be my guest and contact me along with your tips! Additionally, when you yourself have other input on things males say, take it on. Note: this is influenced by a competition that is twitter #FirstDateQuestions.
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49 thoughts on “ Dating in Norway: the Strangest things just men that are norwegian ”
We really think 1 and 2 are reasonable…
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I really couldn’t find the one that sounded made up. Actually. They truly are the same as that!
1 – 5 and 14, is my guess it out also I saw lot of them who like shorter girls that you used your imagination ?? Norwegians are mostly diplomatic in this flirthookup delete account case and don’t talk